Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Day One of My Eating Blog


I just fired my Nazi nutritionist. I couldn't do it. I couldn't live in a world of deprivation. I can't resist a cupcake, chocolate cake, a snickers bar, oh and did I mention cotton candy? I'm hopeless. I will forever be FAT!!....NO, this photo is not ME....YET.


EVERYONE has an idea, a plan, a diet to share with me. And I appreciate that, but trust me, I've tried them all. But today I'm really gonna try and start to lose, well, let's be conservative: 10 pounds. I mean how hard can THAT be, right? Ha-ha. And, I'm going to try this monumental effort on my own, without my Nazi nutritionist telling me perhaps I need a "sugar cleanse." Gonna start with shedding ten pounds and then we'll go from there...

Oh, and this is what I intend to look like...I figure what...should take like 8 weeks or so??



I live in Los Angeles, if you haven't figured that out yet. Land of the anorexics. And, suffice to say it's a struggle to fit in, to be beautiful and thin all the time. I also work in show biz. The business of anorexics with botox, and a lot of "quick, hide the cigarette, I don't want anyone to see that I don't eat, and smoke instead."

In the meantime, I'm going to post articles, advice, any kind of so called help that MIGHT assist me in my quest. So, below is a nice link to Dr. Oz who has some "Advice to Lose Weight." Let's see if it means a darn thing...

Fasten your seatbelts, here we go! And, please tell me I'm not the only one having a difficult time with this. There's gotta be more folks like me out there, right??



(Uh, this photo is not me either...she's way too thin..However,we are both consumed with anxiety...I dunno her problem, she's thin; isn't life supposed to be fantastic when one is thin? What the heck is her problem??)

http://www.oprah.com/health/Dr-Ozs-Advice-to-Lose-Weight

2 comments:

  1. This is really funny!

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  2. This is a hoot! I am glad to know about this- because humor and laughter is probably the ONLY great thing coming in or out of my mouth since I started MY diet a few days ago.

    So where do we go to become annorexic??? LOL!

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